Yes, you. You who have mentioned how good I look with my current hair color. You who are impressed that I was able to "pull this off", for free! You who think there must be some way to "milk" it. I'm saving it for you, dear viewers, both past and (briefly) future, so it will never disappear. In the digital sense. For you know that once I cut enough of my hair, it will never be coming back like this again.